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I know I'm the last person that you
want to hear from right now, Chris,
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and I...
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I can't apologize enough for...
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I know that you're mad,
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but from the bottom of my heart...
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I really am sorry, I'm just trying to...
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What were you gonna say?
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I was saying...
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I am just trying to apologize!
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And I just thought you
were my fucking friend!
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Set me up to take the fall and
then you try to send me to prison,
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and you think "I'm sorry"
is gonna cut it?
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"Cut it!"
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Dude, we're off it!
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We are?
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I am getting so many moral
judgments from people
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who regularly kill people.
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I don't kill people for
nothing, all right?
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- When my brother died, I made a vow...
- Right, "the vow."
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- Anyone I'd kill, I'd kill for peace.
- Oh, Jesus.
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So, unlike Keith, no one would
ever die for no reason again.
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Well, that's fucking stupid!
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So, you're gonna make it so that death
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isn't meaningless anymore?
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Go fuck yourself!
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I read your file, Chris.
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It was an accident!
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You were a child!
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Don't forgive me, that's fine.
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But stop letting that shit
define who you are.
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Are you guys serious right now?
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We just had a really sick time
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murdering Peacemaker's dad,
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then all these hilarious fart
jokes, just, like,
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an all-time classic run,
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with my best friend, my
second-best friend, Eagly,
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my fifth best friend, Adebayo,
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and now you guys are ruining it.
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Mom, there are way more
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Butterflies than we thought
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and the whole team is injured.
So, I was thinking, like,
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maybe you could call
in the Justice League?
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No, I'm not kidding.
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Can you believe Amanda Waller
is her fucking mother?
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Yes.
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Do we have time to wait for backup?
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No. They're teleporting the
creature out of here!
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Mom, they're teleporting
the creature out of here.
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This is our only chance to stop them,
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then we're back to square-fucking-one.
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Then we're back to square one.
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All right.
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All right, I will tell her.
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Fine. My mom says you're in charge
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and Economos and I should stay back
in case anything goes wrong.
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Copy, Mom.
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Yes, ma'am.
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How much longer is it going to be?
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The teleporter is nearly
installed and functional.
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As soon it is, we'll move
her to the Eastern Base.
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Quickly, please.
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Forces could arrive any minute,
and without her, we're all dead.
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If Waller is your mom, why
is your last name Adebayo?
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I took my wife's name.
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Doesn't that make
you the girl in the relationship?
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We're both girls in the
relationship, Adrian.
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That's what being a lesbian is.
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Hey, Peacemaker...
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what do these do?
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This is Underwater World, allows
you to breathe underwater.
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Okay, not sure how we can use that.
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This one's Scabies For
All. Upon activation,
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it gives everybody in a
one-mile radius scabies,
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except, of course, the
wearer of the helmet.
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This one is Anti-Gravity.
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- Allows you to float.
- Aimlessly?
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No. I carry a tiny hand fan to guide me.
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This is Sonic Boom.
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It's the one I used to
stop the rocker chick.
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How many booms does it
produce on one charge?
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I don't know, three, maybe four.
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This one, we should just throw away.
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What is it?
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Human Torpedo.
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So, you aim your head at
whatever you want to destroy
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- and you become a...
- Human torpedo.
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Sweet.
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Yeah, only sweet if you wanna risk
shattering every bone in your body.
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It's just a prototype.
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Okay, so let's say I want
to get this Sonic Boom helmet
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onto the top of that barn
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over there without being seen?
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Just the helmet itself?
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No. I'm gonna put a walkie in it
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and activate it from here.
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And then maybe you can
put on Activate Anti-Gravity
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and just float it over there.
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- Uh, guys?
- Okay, I forgot my tiny hand fan,
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but, you know...
...once in the jungles
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of Cambodia, I used two
oversized palm fronds as...
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Guys!
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Fuck! Deactivate Anti-Gravity!
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Deactivate Anti-Gravity!
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Did you say "Activate Anti-Gravity?"
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No. Maybe. I don't know.
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You can't fucking say that shit!
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- I didn't know it was that voice sensitive!
- Fuck it, no big deal.
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I didn't just kill the only man
who knows how to make it.
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You did just kill the only man
who knows how to make it.
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I know, bro! I was being sarcastic.
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If you're gonna be sarcastic, you
should really warn people
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so there's no confusion.
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Okay, so how do we get
the Sonic Boom Helmet
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over to the barn?
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Well, we can shoot a fishing
line over to the barn
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from one of these trees here,
and just let the helmet slide down.
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Like Green Arrow?
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No, not like Green Arrow.
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That dude goes to Brony conventions
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dressed as the back
half of Twilight Sparkle
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with a four-inch-wide butthole
drilled in the costume.
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Maybe it's so he can breathe properly.
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You actually believe that shit?
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He has an insane story
for every single superhero.
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No, I actually heard that's
true about Green Arrow.
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But that's the first thing
he's said that's real.
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- And Aquaman fucking fish.
- Well, yeah, obviously.
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Look, it doesn't even matter
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we don't have any bows.
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But we do have a team
member capable of flight.
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Get the fuck out.
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That's right. Good. Okay.
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I need you to take that helmet...
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and drop it on top of that barn.
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No way can an eagle understand
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what you're saying.
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Oh, Eagly's no ordinary eagle.
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No, Eagly, take it.
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No, Eagly, just, take...
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Take the helmet.
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Take it! Take it.
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I know you don't like her.
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The mean, blonde woman has
nothing to do with this.
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- No, no.
- No.
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- No. No.
- Eagly. Take the helmet.
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Take the helmet.
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- Eagly, take the helmet.
- Eagly, take the helmet.
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Good, Eagly, good. Good boy.
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Go, Eagly.
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Go to the barn. Go to the barn.
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Shit.
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I knew there was no way he knew
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what you were talking about!
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Peacemaker is a great
guy in almost every way,
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but his biggest flaw is that he commonly
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overestimates Eagly's abilities.
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Okay, they could be teleporting
this cow at any minute.
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We need to fan out and
look for the helmet.
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Easy. Easy.
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Do you see anything over there?
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I saw a squirrel
a couple seconds ago. Ants.
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No, dude. I'm talking about the helmet.
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Well, then you
should be more specific.
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We're looking for a helmet, why
do I care if you saw ants?
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Because the circle of life, bro.
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What do ants have to
do with the circle of life?
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They're one
of the most important
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parts of it.
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How are ants a more important part
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of the circle of life than, like, fish?
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Is that a serious question?
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What?
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There are shit loads of ants.
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How many fish are there?
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I don't know! But probably
as many as there are ants!
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Not in one place
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at the same time, dude.
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Okay, I am as confused as
fuck by this conversation.
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Yeah? Well,
welcome to the fucking club!
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Oh, fuck.
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So...
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...why'd you change your
mind and decide to come?
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I saw an eagle hug a human.
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So, I thought maybe it was a sign.
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To risk your life?
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Yep.
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Why wasn't it a sign to, like,
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run in the opposite direction?
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Fuck!
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We're never gonna
find this dumb fucking hat.
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You thought you could lose
me by killing me, boy?
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I'm in your head.
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I'm the reason you kill
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and the reason you can't sleep at night.
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My body may be gone, but
the rest of me is right here!
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And I ain't going nowhere!
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Shit.
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The fuck are you doing?
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Getting my poison blow gun, fucko.
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Well, why don't you just go
for your piece, cum stain?
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You're metaphorical,
douche wad. My gun is real.
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I don't want the Butterflies to hear.
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I almost
tricked you, fuck nugget.
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You didn't trick shit,
you ball sack-looking fuck.
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I immediately went for my blow gun.
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I didn't think for a second
about going for my gun!
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How do you like that, huh?
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Thanks for coming back, ghost,
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so I could kill you all over again.
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Smith?
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- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
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Holy shit.
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Whoa.
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I need you to do something else for me.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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The only way for us to get
the helmet inside of the barn
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is by one of us going in undercover.
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They're gonna notice Adebayo
and me with these injuries.
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Cool. I'll do it.
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You can't do it, man. Goff
knows what we look like.
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I'll wear a funny nose.
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John, you're the only one.
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I don't even want to be here.
And why are these wet?
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- I washed them in the creek.
- Why?
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One of the things us
warriors seldom talk about
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is how often people shit
themselves when they die.
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It's a touch of gray in the
white cloud of kicking ass.
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So, now, you want me to risk my life
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while wearing diarrhea pants?
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Hey, nobody said anything about
diarrhea. I said it was shit.
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- Was it diarrhea?
- Yes, it was.
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John, you can do this.
Just act like they act.
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- Don't show any expression.
- Yeah, like Harcourt.
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Eat my dick, Schwarze-never.
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They're aliens. Do they
even speak English?
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They retain the memories of
the bodies they've taken over.
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So, they seem to primarily use
English when communicating.
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Fuck. Fine!
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Would you look away?
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Happily.
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- John, you copy?
- Yes. Copy.
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Don't look back!
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They're everywhere.
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This is fucking stupid.
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Remain calm.
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Head towards the barn like
you know what you're doing.
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- Relax your face.
- Shut up, I know.
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Hey!
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Fuck.
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Where are you going?
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I'm going inside.
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Why?
255
00:13:58,888 --> 00:14:00,656
Fuck!
256
00:14:02,824 --> 00:14:04,860
Because of this bag.
257
00:14:04,865 --> 00:14:06,266
What the fuck does that mean?
258
00:14:10,867 --> 00:14:13,369
Okay. Just wanted to make sure.
259
00:14:18,341 --> 00:14:20,620
How the fuck did that work?
260
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,654
Sorry.
261
00:14:35,659 --> 00:14:37,622
I have a real bad gag reflex.
262
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,308
Oh, shit.
263
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:41,092
I'm good. I'm good.
264
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,331
Would you shut the fuck up?
265
00:14:46,587 --> 00:14:48,637
I can't do this.
266
00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:51,969
I can't do this.
267
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,305
John, you're already inside.
268
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,706
You're doing great.
269
00:14:55,711 --> 00:14:58,209
Please. What's there?
270
00:15:01,517 --> 00:15:03,919
Uh... Stairs...
271
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:06,817
and an elevator.
272
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,086
An elevator's noisy.
273
00:15:08,091 --> 00:15:09,358
Head down the stairwell.
274
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:11,322
Yeah, of course.
275
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,272
You head down the fucking stairwell.
276
00:15:23,406 --> 00:15:25,104
John, don't creep.
277
00:15:25,109 --> 00:15:26,604
You have to act normal,
278
00:15:26,609 --> 00:15:28,339
like you're supposed to be there.
279
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,344
We just need you to place the
helmet down as low as possible.
280
00:16:04,247 --> 00:16:06,244
Oh, no.
281
00:16:15,358 --> 00:16:16,392
John?
282
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,262
John, you copy?
283
00:16:25,535 --> 00:16:29,250
Uh-uh. Fuck it. No more kaijus.
284
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:30,868
No more kaijus.
285
00:16:30,873 --> 00:16:32,054
Fuck this.
286
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,242
John, do you copy?
287
00:16:35,182 --> 00:16:38,242
Jesus fuckin' Christ.
What the fuck is that?
288
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:40,012
The fuck is that?
289
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:44,381
"Cow", my ass. It's a
motherfucking caterpillar
290
00:16:44,386 --> 00:16:46,455
the size of the Empire State Building.
291
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:49,387
Get ready.
292
00:16:49,392 --> 00:16:51,689
We need to get the fuck out of here.
293
00:16:51,694 --> 00:16:52,694
Hey!
294
00:16:53,295 --> 00:16:54,296
Fuck.
295
00:17:00,069 --> 00:17:01,937
The man you've taken over.
296
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,474
Why did he do that to his beard?
297
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:08,139
Do what?
298
00:17:08,144 --> 00:17:11,576
Why did he color his beard
all strange like that?
299
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:30,699
He thought it made him look
younger and more handsome.
300
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,831
He never had a girlfriend,
301
00:17:33,836 --> 00:17:36,372
so he thought dying
his beard might help.
302
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:42,144
But he was also lazy...
and busy with his job...
303
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,292
and he wouldn't dye his roots regularly.
304
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,679
And when he did, he used
the cheapest brand,
305
00:17:49,684 --> 00:17:52,687
because he was incredibly underpaid.
306
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,126
Mostly, though...
307
00:17:59,061 --> 00:18:01,230
he never thought anybody noticed...
308
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,801
until recently...
309
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,664
when one guy said it
to him all the time.
310
00:18:31,227 --> 00:18:33,529
Humans can be really pathetic.
311
00:18:35,597 --> 00:18:37,332
Yeah.
312
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:44,101
Fine, I dye my beard, all right?
313
00:18:44,106 --> 00:18:46,770
We all know it. I guess
I learned my lesson.
314
00:18:46,775 --> 00:18:49,506
L'Oréal probably is worth
the extra few bucks.
315
00:18:49,511 --> 00:18:51,041
Hey!
316
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:53,582
That guy just put this down here!
317
00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:00,651
- Fuck! Do it, now! Do it.
- Activate Sonic...
318
00:19:00,656 --> 00:19:02,786
What the fuck?
319
00:19:06,095 --> 00:19:07,693
How did that even happen?
320
00:19:07,698 --> 00:19:09,960
My hands are sweaty!
321
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,944
Get the fuck off me!
322
00:19:28,784 --> 00:19:30,119
Activate Sonic Boom.
323
00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:37,125
No.
324
00:19:47,903 --> 00:19:49,103
Wait.
325
00:19:57,046 --> 00:19:58,177
Now!
326
00:19:58,182 --> 00:20:00,915
Activate Sonic Boom.
327
00:20:11,694 --> 00:20:14,730
Fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck.
328
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,528
Activate Sonic Boom.
329
00:20:21,203 --> 00:20:23,038
No.
330
00:20:44,026 --> 00:20:45,990
Activate Sonic Boom.
331
00:20:47,096 --> 00:20:49,098
Yep, that's it for the charges.
332
00:20:54,054 --> 00:20:55,704
No!
333
00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:09,013
Look, I can help.
334
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:10,481
We need you to stay here, Ads.
335
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,566
If something happens to
us, you're the only hope.
336
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,556
The fuck am I?
337
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,992
What's the plan, man?
338
00:21:17,893 --> 00:21:19,093
Let's go kill a cow.
339
00:22:36,706 --> 00:22:38,636
Chris! Go kill the cow!
340
00:22:38,641 --> 00:22:40,270
We'll hold them off here!
341
00:22:50,553 --> 00:22:52,315
Don't fuck with my BFF.
342
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,761
Oh, darn it.
343
00:24:21,610 --> 00:24:23,923
- Oh, my God.
- What's happening? I can't see.
344
00:24:24,613 --> 00:24:26,748
Harcourt is down!
345
00:24:27,516 --> 00:24:30,414
What? The fuck do we do?
346
00:24:32,254 --> 00:24:33,588
Wait, what are you doing?
347
00:24:35,657 --> 00:24:37,754
No, no, Adebayo.
You can't. You'll get hurt!
348
00:24:37,759 --> 00:24:40,259
You can't do this! Hey, what
makes you think you can do this?
349
00:24:42,198 --> 00:24:44,195
Because I'm made for this shit.
350
00:24:46,102 --> 00:24:48,302
Dude, God, damn it!
You're gonna get hurt!
351
00:24:48,837 --> 00:24:49,905
Fuck.
352
00:24:54,376 --> 00:24:56,040
Oh, what the fuck?
353
00:24:56,045 --> 00:24:57,408
What the fuck?
354
00:25:01,050 --> 00:25:02,681
What the fuck?
355
00:25:41,456 --> 00:25:42,591
Stay with me.
356
00:25:43,826 --> 00:25:45,756
Help...
357
00:25:45,761 --> 00:25:48,897
- Chris.
- I have to get you out of here.
358
00:25:50,566 --> 00:25:51,663
Go.
359
00:25:51,668 --> 00:25:52,868
And do what?
360
00:25:53,769 --> 00:25:55,337
Leota!
361
00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:14,723
Be with me, baby Jesus.
362
00:26:15,457 --> 00:26:18,327
Okay.
363
00:26:33,308 --> 00:26:34,309
Oh.
364
00:27:17,853 --> 00:27:19,755
Oh.
365
00:27:53,521 --> 00:27:55,600
- Goff?
- Yeah.
366
00:28:31,092 --> 00:28:33,824
Activate Human Torpedo!
367
00:28:42,437 --> 00:28:44,301
Oh, Jesus, I told her
not to use that one.
368
00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:45,570
Listen to me.
369
00:28:45,575 --> 00:28:47,142
I have no reason to hurt you.
370
00:28:47,609 --> 00:28:49,978
Stop fighting. Follow me.
371
00:29:22,711 --> 00:29:24,541
Holy cow.
372
00:29:24,546 --> 00:29:25,546
It is.
373
00:29:31,152 --> 00:29:34,055
Good. You found him.
374
00:29:38,226 --> 00:29:40,866
I need three sets of hands to
teleport her away from here.
375
00:29:41,263 --> 00:29:42,526
Come again?
376
00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:44,594
See that switch?
I need you to flip that
377
00:29:44,599 --> 00:29:46,197
while Locke and I
work these two stations
378
00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:48,498
to teleport the cow
to our cavern in Maine.
379
00:29:48,503 --> 00:29:49,733
Why the fuck would I help you?
380
00:29:49,738 --> 00:29:51,437
Because I know that once
I tell you the truth,
381
00:29:51,441 --> 00:29:53,370
like I did with Judomaster,
you'll join us.
382
00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:55,238
Murn told us the truth already.
383
00:29:55,243 --> 00:29:57,008
You've murdered innocent
people all over the country
384
00:29:57,012 --> 00:29:59,209
by taking them over in your
dipshit quest for power.
385
00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:01,111
We're not doing this for power.
386
00:30:01,116 --> 00:30:03,447
We're doing it because we took a vow.
387
00:30:15,297 --> 00:30:16,927
Our kind traveled here from a planet
388
00:30:16,932 --> 00:30:18,500
that had become unlivable.
389
00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:21,446
Your planet had the habitat we needed,
390
00:30:22,137 --> 00:30:25,001
water to drink, and air to breathe.
391
00:30:25,006 --> 00:30:27,037
Your food couldn't sustain us, but...
392
00:30:29,044 --> 00:30:30,245
That's why we brought her.
393
00:30:32,047 --> 00:30:34,544
The cow would help the
last of our people survive
394
00:30:34,549 --> 00:30:36,713
for another hundred years.
395
00:30:37,782 --> 00:30:40,384
But not long after we arrived,
396
00:30:40,388 --> 00:30:41,718
we realized the people of Earth
397
00:30:41,723 --> 00:30:43,286
were on the exact same trajectory
398
00:30:43,291 --> 00:30:44,659
as our people had been,
399
00:30:45,331 --> 00:30:47,795
ignoring science in
favor of populist leaders
400
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,866
who tell you that the floods
and the fires and the disease
401
00:30:49,870 --> 00:30:52,295
are unrelated to your own actions,
402
00:30:52,300 --> 00:30:54,931
valuing profit over survival,
403
00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:56,717
treating minor inconveniences
404
00:30:56,722 --> 00:30:58,602
as assaults on your freedom.
405
00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:01,805
And so, we made a vow
to do anything we could
406
00:31:01,810 --> 00:31:02,978
to change your future.
407
00:31:03,979 --> 00:31:06,943
We made a vow to make
the choices for you
408
00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:09,278
that you were incapable of
making on your own,
409
00:31:09,283 --> 00:31:11,280
to save your people and your world,
410
00:31:11,285 --> 00:31:13,488
no matter how many lives it cost us.
411
00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:21,829
Murn disagreed with our methods.
412
00:31:22,797 --> 00:31:25,343
He didn't think we had the
right to impose our will.
413
00:31:27,369 --> 00:31:28,569
But you're one of us,
414
00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:31,101
Christopher Smith.
415
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:39,665
...I'll do whatever
you want me to do...
416
00:31:45,587 --> 00:31:47,155
For peace.
417
00:31:52,627 --> 00:31:54,791
Thank you for feeding
me and talking to me
418
00:31:54,796 --> 00:31:56,197
and showing me kindness.
419
00:31:58,066 --> 00:32:00,835
I see who you are and
I see your character.
420
00:32:01,736 --> 00:32:04,973
I tried telling you
yesterday, in the jar.
421
00:32:07,475 --> 00:32:08,476
Peace sign.
422
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:15,650
Please, fulfill your calling.
423
00:32:16,384 --> 00:32:18,620
Be the Peacemaker.
424
00:32:19,654 --> 00:32:22,223
Join us in saving your planet.
425
00:32:24,726 --> 00:32:26,156
What do you say?
426
00:32:29,997 --> 00:32:31,566
Activate Human Torpedo.
427
00:32:32,167 --> 00:32:33,598
What?
428
00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:44,256
Sorry, Goff.
429
00:32:50,485 --> 00:32:54,255
Oh, what the fuck?
430
00:32:54,889 --> 00:32:57,125
Fucking disgusting!
431
00:33:11,039 --> 00:33:12,439
Thank you.
432
00:33:36,163 --> 00:33:37,561
Hey, guys, what's up?
433
00:34:37,192 --> 00:34:39,404
You're late, you fucking dickheads!
434
00:34:43,465 --> 00:34:45,600
Go fuck another fish, asshole.
435
00:34:47,769 --> 00:34:50,048
I'm so fucking sick of that rumor.
436
00:34:51,601 --> 00:34:53,636
It's not a rumor.
437
00:34:53,641 --> 00:34:55,643
Fuck you, Barry.
438
00:35:18,566 --> 00:35:20,101
Let's go.
439
00:35:21,269 --> 00:35:23,900
Dr. David, telephone, please.
440
00:35:23,905 --> 00:35:25,773
Dr. David, telephone, please.
441
00:35:33,682 --> 00:35:34,996
Dude, you're shot.
442
00:35:35,001 --> 00:35:36,212
You gotta be admitted.
443
00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:38,382
I'm fine, seriously.
444
00:35:38,387 --> 00:35:40,254
All I need is a good nap.
445
00:35:50,598 --> 00:35:52,444
Did you hear all that stuff Goff said?
446
00:35:53,468 --> 00:35:54,468
Yep.
447
00:35:58,873 --> 00:36:00,208
Did I just...
448
00:36:01,876 --> 00:36:02,876
kill the world?
449
00:36:04,579 --> 00:36:05,580
Maybe.
450
00:36:06,815 --> 00:36:08,379
Or maybe you just gave us
451
00:36:08,384 --> 00:36:10,113
a chance to make our own choices
452
00:36:10,118 --> 00:36:12,086
instead of our bug overlords.
453
00:36:16,191 --> 00:36:18,626
Why did you choose not to help them?
454
00:36:19,994 --> 00:36:22,076
Because of your pro to-fascist
455
00:36:22,081 --> 00:36:24,365
libertarian idea of freedom?
456
00:36:29,103 --> 00:36:31,423
Because I knew they'd hurt
you and the others if I did.
457
00:36:36,144 --> 00:36:37,178
Yeah.
458
00:36:39,446 --> 00:36:41,014
I'm sorry I betrayed you.
459
00:36:42,917 --> 00:36:43,917
I know.
460
00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:55,196
Where you going?
461
00:36:58,199 --> 00:36:59,399
To do the right thing.
462
00:37:00,835 --> 00:37:01,835
Ads.
463
00:37:03,905 --> 00:37:04,905
Don't tell V, but...
464
00:37:06,941 --> 00:37:07,941
after Eagly...
465
00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:10,940
you're my BFF.
466
00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:47,044
Yes, that does
mean Christopher Smith
467
00:37:47,049 --> 00:37:48,882
never wrote any diary.
468
00:37:49,917 --> 00:37:53,550
Both the Peacemaker and
the costumed crime fighter
469
00:37:53,555 --> 00:37:56,386
Vigilante were working in
a deep-cover operation
470
00:37:56,391 --> 00:37:58,022
for the U.S. Government
471
00:37:58,027 --> 00:38:00,154
called "Project Butterfly."
472
00:38:00,159 --> 00:38:02,490
This is all part of a black-ops program
473
00:38:02,495 --> 00:38:05,851
known as "Task Force X",
where convicted criminals
474
00:38:05,856 --> 00:38:08,132
are undertaking dangerous missions
475
00:38:08,137 --> 00:38:11,352
for the United States
in exchange for time
476
00:38:11,357 --> 00:38:12,940
off their sentences.
477
00:38:14,075 --> 00:38:17,015
It's been running for years
out of Belle Reve prison,
478
00:38:17,912 --> 00:38:19,514
under the command of a...
479
00:38:20,615 --> 00:38:23,313
of a woman named Amanda Waller...
480
00:38:23,318 --> 00:38:26,515
- What the fuck?
- ...who happens to be my mother.
481
00:38:29,690 --> 00:38:32,789
Now, I'm calling
for an immediate investigation
482
00:38:32,794 --> 00:38:34,490
- into these inhumane...
- Mr. Smith?
483
00:38:34,495 --> 00:38:35,896
...abuses of power.
484
00:38:57,985 --> 00:39:00,917
I heard you've been out there for days.
485
00:40:49,797 --> 00:40:51,995
Fuck it! Fuck it! Go, go, go!
486
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,564
Fuck!
487
00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:05,305
If you're gonna be sarcastic,
488
00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:06,423
you should really warn people,
489
00:44:06,427 --> 00:44:08,023
- so there's no confusion.
- What?
490
00:44:08,028 --> 00:44:09,610
For instance, like,
491
00:44:09,615 --> 00:44:11,995
I'm about to be sarcastic, okay?
492
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,563
- Okay.
- You're not fat at all.
493
00:44:14,568 --> 00:44:16,766
- See?
- Why are you all so obsessed
494
00:44:16,771 --> 00:44:19,435
- with my physical appearance?
- Sarcasm.
495
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,025
I haven't noticed you
eating way more corn chips
496
00:44:22,030 --> 00:44:23,438
than any one human being should eat,
497
00:44:23,442 --> 00:44:26,642
and I'm not worried
that you're gonna die.
498
00:44:26,647 --> 00:44:28,344
But I... I am worried that
you're gonna die.
499
00:44:28,348 --> 00:44:29,350
Thanks.
500
00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:43,800
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00:44:44,305 --> 00:45:44,550
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